~~~LD~~~ I'm harder than the arteries in artie langes arms be after eatin hardees heroin tartar and parmesan cheese I go jumanji on your moms beav sew an arm sleeve from her blonde weave and carve her open raunchy like audrey until her hepburns lets learn a lesson said the best words impressive courage in flourishing test of worth I'm scurrying heads will turn the worryings for mensa birds and SAT cats sad fact eventual birth intense til the first punch The worst lunch you ever tasted I try to get my say in sayin stasis isn't stayin static Daedric in the matrix with keanu They Sayin we ain't gotta blaze it but we waaaant to I got the bomb dude your aunt chewin baccy in my dillacy with her brown tooth while im puffin on that purple wit urkel and chris tucker wanna get dick in your girl but listen i just fucked her, you idiot 420 420 420 JD 420 420 420 Chillin at the spot bitch I'm chillin chillin Ld smoked a lot, prolly smoked a million Nnamdis starin at the ceilin and he's actin silly And I'm feelin up my girl, if she's feelin willin. I be chillin more than freezers, more than freezas killin krillin. Hipsters fillin up my box sucking the cock of Zach hill. fuck death grips. Cell phone video in a moving car Drum lot of noise black dude scatting call me avante garde. Call the press I'm a monster star A mammoth math rapper slap your after thoughts I'm action star. Jackie chan movies. I'm jr Tolkien give me some loose leaf and I'll write your ass a master bar. Ld couched he's a rasterfar-I make a lot problems die because Im extra hard. I'm a diamond in the rough leave you lying in the bluff of my stuff my river hit you like moving car. The chalk talks of broad stalk it's bedrock but holds stock if it gets me cross the cross walk. Of broadway and boss stock. All you famous rappers kick rocks in anger and rancor of your lost spots I'm top notch.

~~~LD~~~ vapin kief aint breakin the reefer up play so great had to make a new league for us and who could even say they ain't amazed when we came in blazin lou ferrigno blunts i'm hoopin at a school lunch goofin on a doofus cause the dude funny my crew been on a tool hunt, they jukin on that juice and you can see it in that new money ahhhhh who's stuntin? not me probly someone in the backseat bumpin in the taxi like slow down go down on a girl pussy with my whole mouth hold on i got her goin, "ohhh, woowwww...." got a whole bunch a weed i'm talkin four pounds low-down dirtier than bird feeders whole country tweakin off my beats i'm on the tv puttin syrup in a two liter JD JD JD JD JD JD JD JD JD JD JD JD JD JD JD JD JD Walk in to the club smoking loud Joking around with these bitches I bring the Plow to your britches Cause my thing is bound to go distance Cuz you and your crew is just infants I don't care how big your crib is I don't care how you got bitches and money it's funny. You dummies couldnt rap gifts for Christmas and listen to me. I tell the truth. Girls step up to the kissing booth King Kong thrashin while I listen to Naked city blastin at the kitchen roof Cookin and lookin like a Greek God I speak hot and hunt down the jihad I'm bullet proof She's throwing up her tail. Mr peacock flash em right back now she's d rocked D ROCKED D ROCKED D ROCKED D rock she got teeth knocked out of her face and I brought that D ROCKED She got knee-socks miniskirt jean top Asian girl Asian girl Asian girl D ROCKED

Yo I'm running circles round you fuckers I'm so Proper I that bleed the color purple It's the mad scientist, with math timings and I'm baptizing you Whack rhyming erkles. You fucking nerd. Stay in line with herd. I'm the leader of the Packed snacks in my back pack. Posers lacks tracks. But I'm stacking tracks I'm a. wizard. I'm Christmas. Im So gifted. Double fisting pumping dunkin luscious lifted blunted. Were so fine and the girls Love it. Hey drake go shove it. Hey Wayne go suck dick Give brain and kill yourself. My name makes feelings melt These lames keep saying how "My brain keeps feeling swelled" That's my razzle dazzle, savvy? I'm the razzle dazzle daddy With two handfuls of candy Throwin out. Catch a tootsie pop to the head. Loser Move out my house. You ain't fit to live with the king. My jewels are far out. Outer space stones. Takin planes down. Slanging moon stones. Sell by pound. The razzle dazzle daddy. Chorus I bring life to the rap game and I Will swing knife through your right brain. I'm the Math hop champ, my odd times pave way for Trill kings thrice to some ice cream and some Hot fudge up on it. Blow your socks off in Boston. When I drop bombs blasting banger beats eat these fukers up like chocolate. I see you over ther gawkin, I'm the rap game Farrah faucet. Get the coffin beauty kills and I think I I'm Farrah faucet

im leaning off the cup i been eating lotsa drugs i got watsons and some oxys and some molly and some other stuff half an addy? man you acting like a pansy why dont you cocktail like my crew til your eyes vibrate and you can't see can't even od i'm the greatest evander holyfield i'm only feeling 20% of this sedative average brodies keelin over even dealers cant control their lean composure i'mma keep up the ingestion til i cant see any more coca it's a nasty habit i know but i wanna be higher than caps in snow and speakin of which i been eating some shit that'll leave your ass in a coat and have em reading your coda now that ass is grass and over intoxicant casanova exploring the folds and corners inside of my mind lets go bruh i ain't waiting for you to dose, try some newer substances, ain't playin with that old folk medicine ever since like eleven i been testing it out while you been less than involved === leaning like a sailor on the titantic i been chiefin on this yayo pupils gigantic i aint playin with this mayo choose a rye sandwich might be eatin on a bagel like a kike faggot, i got... [...] i ain't playin with this mayo choose a rye sandwich i'm tied up in a white room in an asylum in a tight jacket "damnit luscious duncan you be higher than fuck get a handle cause you're fucking up my tights and my bust" "man if i had a handle i'd be fine and dandy to drink it, why don't we hit up the liquor store or like, what were you thinkin?" just then i spotted her, like way across the room i was like, "what the fuck, i was just talkin to her, isn't that kinda rude?" they're like, "no dude, bro, you've been talkin to david and everybody's lookin at you guys, it's weird and he hates it..." "mannnn i never liked david, that dude smell like hella ass" "he's right here man" "well good then you can tell him that" "you just did, he's right in front of you, like jesus" "well i think he's a dummy and he can suck on my penis cause im leanin

~~~LD~~~ LUSCIOUS D DOES THE D STAND FOR DRUNK FUCKED UP LISTEN BITCH I'M HITTIN THE CUNT THE BITCH WANNA GET WITH ME I'M RIPPIN A BLUNT TOKIN' IN THE CORNER WITH MY HEAD IN MY HANDS, I STEP IN THE DANCE MY COLD FLOOR HOUDINI REPPIN THE PANTS MY WHOLE AURA IS CHEESY I GOT EIGHTY-EIGHT GIRLS TRYING TO TOUCH MY HEATER, SHE SAY SHE TRYINA CUT SO I FUCKED HER WITH MY WIENER LEAVE HER ON THE BACKSEAT SCREAMIN, "WHERE THE MONEY AT?!" BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP, I KICK HER OUT THE PONTIAC VIBE, BITCH: IT'S MINE, DON'T KILL IT FINE TRICK, SHE'S LYIN DON'T TRUST HER USHER OUT THE SEATS I'M LIKE, "BITCH THIS AIN'T THE MOVIE," PUFFIN ON THAT WEED, SIPPIN DRANK IN MY JACUZZI LUCY LIU GIRLS CHEWIN ON BUBBLEGUM YUMMY COME FUCK WIT ME AND SUCK UP ON MY JUNK YOU FUCKIN DUMMY YOU'RE AN IDIOT ------JD-------- JD Does the D stand for drunk. Do your teeth hurt enough for JD to knock em all out? Is your team stocked for fallout? Atomic bomb bars leave your tweets blocked and blown out. Leave your teeth crooked or all out. Leave me be or I'll call out to the hit squad we'll brawl out.

king cobra sipped from a 40 oz bottle mink coat dripped off her titties like a waffle's topping: syrup, mirror mirror on the bible nearer than the mountains too far for my disciples eiffel tower ask me of my mighty powers rifle louder than a motorbike inside your shower high from sour diesel weed light it by the hour she's a chieftan me impressed my friends beseeched me to be sweet instead i fucked her on the couch while we were watching a movie bumpin up and down like there's a tramp in her coochie fucked up the upholstery mansion still groovy, i'm so hot that jack frost's damn hands couldn't cool me, and a math class couldn't school me, i'm a movie writing bastard and a national treasure and everybody's tryna do me i'm a looney toon motherfucking kookoo bonkers juicy fruit dude we moved from nothing now i'm chuggin fuckin lucy shroom and lean smoothies you idiot

The cat man, I can write rhymes right. I take three lefts to make a right at the light. It might over complicate but it makes for sound proper and boppers love product that is polished passed white. Got cat sight I see sight way past spectrum, invent a new style but my bank sans pension, sans tension ain't worried bout my radio life, in racking plays over night with tunes active mood pensive Food left In bowl none, I eat it all. Mr cat daddy leaves losers deceased or mauled By big paws. Sit down you couldn't budge see saw see raw reflexes strike before you lift paw. Bitch nahwww, you couldn't touch me. I'm nine lives lucky grab lime light suck me off. Rhymes I be busting off gunslinger dusting off your right brain with odd times sprayed leave your mind blank like a fucking dog. Come on little fella. Follow mister kitty cat. Pretty cat. Witty cat. kills rats. spills pills, falls flat i'm a bad cat. got raps stocked stacked nasda. but term swag brings a bad wrap. (but believe me) I'm on a whole different level. Bring rough divide uppercuts rough up your mentals Gimme your pencils., I'm top writer, Top seed seifer pay the pied piper nine sheckles Hyde jeckel my mind split times like time vessels Kitty cat feline special powers flip while falling In starring on Maury starting fights with dykes, special kids Geeks, sneaks, rebel kids I'm shitting in your litter Invest stocks in twitter, you can't test master splinter, cant wreck stone with glitter, your loudest is patter pitter Porta pottie spittin shit or piss control your bladder mister. Ill come back with hisses packing punch that passes hitlers vigor.

~~~LD~~~ fess up girl, tell me the truth you wanna be with duncan just gimme the booty or you can gimme the boot i wanna touch your sole let me take your shoes off and put your feet on my dick i wanna lady just as freaky so she don't give a shit i wanna slap her all around while we go halves on a fifth i want her ass up in my mouth so i can lap on her clit wanna jack it on my own while i'm imagining it acting nasty on the phone that's actually uncomfortable don't ask me to be showin off no pictures of my lunchables it's not that i don't own em no in fact i got a bunch of 'em but you aint worth it, talkin loreals i had a hundred of 'em i wore a cumberbund i'm stuntin' at brunch and dungeons and dragons asking questions pass it to dre like you can have this i dont want it i'm the man from adam's garden i done started it and me and eve got cheeky all them snakes is just retarded eat it passionfruit passionfruit packin kookoo man then who you gon pass it to? passionfruit passionfruit girrrl break me off a slice i'm just tryna take a bite of it when i seen her walkin in with them stockings i lost it do she got gladiator sandals god her arches is awesome and i'm a fan of her nostrils because her nose is humongous and if i had a tiny knob then i would probably fuck it i'm just eccentric and mentioning all the things that's attractive i wanna old jewish mom to take me back to her mansion wanna go stupid hard and chase her ass and then slap it want some blow and a card so we can act like italians take off your pants and then jack it™--♫"I'M FEELIN' IT!"♫--my jeans is ripping from my penis, shit the denim slipped like jesus did even if he was seein this he'd prolly pop a boner and show her the holy ghost and get lower to put his ween on her shoulder... man i i push th' little ladies and i'm makin em cum, all the kush this kid is blazin prolly makin me dumb i wanna baby goin crazy man but that ain't enough i wanna take her by pants split her asscrack and fuUUUUUUUCKKkkkkk JD Yo I saw this cute girl at a party Parsley. Mistletoed Barbie. where's my car keys? Starving. Arby's. In the parking jumping around cause all these girls say I'm charming. Swagger! Swing pearl hammers in the sky. Got a dancer from Dubai were watchin master of disguise Eating Chester Cheetos fries. Check my records. I'm the guy who gotta lotta damn records under my belt. Too hot hyphy. Had Two girls tie me. Luce LIU meet Miley. A room with Klum Heidi. Boom boom swag dude you done dumbed dude I done that I think I broke Kiera nightly and the spice team LD and Nnamdi. Right behind me Crying You wanna talk good timings look at my team. You wanna talk big things look at my ting You wanna talk about girls look at my teAm Got girls I got ice cream Add grill billyenz onto my team with Wizzy lizzy dizzy kissing white teeth. I'm clean

Drop it like its hot scorchin Big torches. Drop em in some water world Kevin koster. Thrilling. Rap game white water. Rafting., I'm diving off waterfalls Bruh. In diving off stage at a show, girls grabbin at my cock But it's too big to hold. Lookin good with a fanny pack on, put some Jackie chan on man I love those movies. I'm too damn groovy Got 2 bags of ruppees and hookshot Try to outrun me Bruh that's a long shot Try to out gun me, better have a good shot, Great shot, wonderful. Bruh just put your piece down, before I put a beat down and hit your ass with the force Bruh. Star wars force, midi chlorians abundant. The stached gunman. Out of this world I'm flash Gordon Get out of my seat, Im mike Jordan. Luscious duncan on these haters with the grace of white horses. Losers. Sooper jd storm trooper got a blaster on his belt. That even banner would have felt. Im fat bastard with patty melts. Swallow haters whole. Now I'm dancing with myself. I'm so damn fine, need glasses to see my self, Make passes at myself. I'm so sooper. Ride around town in a cool whip Cool kid gotta cool bitch Dual wrists gottem both swissed Got jeweled wrist golden fools gotcha Ill pop ya redenbacher sockem boppers bop babes with knockers Nickers. stiff hungry snickers break You assholes come get your stool split Smart tools dip before king rool rips and woos bitch. Dreamy JD got her pool slick, crave pool stick, I break cue flawless Stand in line thoughtless, my queue daunting, jump to the frontline bra-less Often i, leave em toothless coughing up blood, haha That's funny to me. I'm on fucking tv With a billion dollars And I'm running for p. Resident my resonance clean Most say. Im what's left that can free. Hip hop, I'd say almost definitely. I'm th best in the scene thats why I Drop it like in (JD) I drop it like I'm (thrash Kitten music) I drop it like Im (The Sooper Swag Project)

~~~LD~~~ i'mma take a picture of your sister in the bathroom let her gimme head and then i bet i lift her bad mood took a thousand photos of her shoulders now i'm rolling up some doja in a holden cauf smoke juice like a loaded boss i'm goin too dummy for your mummy's ass, i bend it like i'm brendan frasier, get her lookin like a lemon now-or-later wow, i'm like a fountainhead, how'd i get a snapshot of your momma's bed? probly from my go-pro, my flow flow is so cold i'm johnny darge my optic large print, put a giant monkey's dick up on a t-shirt and sell it... i'm wellin' up my eyes are so watery just thinking a- -bout my artistry, i'm fuckin' chargin' up my arm, call me samus aran or even ted zancha--"son, do you remember me? i'm the fuckin' industry topseller." pot melter, fondue my stew is loose like i'm a hot dude with no pants on, they pop a snapshot

i'm eatin in the beetlejuice coupe deville i spill dill pickle sherbert on your tan rug, they leave you hurtin with them handguns out a ten i give you zero (listen) and one, pearlin' fat blunts syrup in a jazz club that's enough knockin with the pants dug pussy out the mortuary slab cunt lickin on a popsicle i gotcha girl listenin to master p i make her say uhh when she handle d like cashiers sneakin' twenty singles leavin' shingles on your roof top droppin' from my lingo plain' bingo wit ya grandmoms ask her average price for givin handjobs, she jacks me off i stab her in the asshole with a tampon lamps gone broke it with my phallus long dick is on the banister, drag her magic fabric rags to the hamper, i had her santa hat all off track and ass backwards a stack of bags in the dental that's crack words

~~~LD~~~ i smoke weed every day rollin up the trees like a heavyweight hos think that im smokin poison i smoke a lotta weed and i make bad choices purple green weed that im smokin got me high as fuck all up in yo city smokin weed while im driving drunk all up on yo titties smokin weed that hawaiian skunk all up on that spliffy smokin weed while im lightin blunts i smoke more weed than snoop dogg when it's rainin i smoke more weed than two rasta jamaicans i smoke more weed than tupac with the lakers i smoke more weed than u-god with the tang clique i smoke weed every fuckin second clouds of fuckin weed smoke is all my fuckin breath is smoke so much weed you might think i need a breathmint president of weed smokin bitch i got elected

~~~LD~~~ i'm tellin' on a bitch like tattler, rag on her nike sandals, put the trick onto my bad manners, in her mam's attic blasting' hashish watching' black adder--facts matter to no one, i'm strapped up and i got no guns, i'm so fun! my funding is busting my undies up, get your money my cousin and uncles is fuckin' around, we huffing that loud weed, stuntin' and rowdy, bringin' the lawry's out for all of these howdy-doo-dee, they screamin', "How you…do these like that?" "Is the mic phat on its own all alone in the white van when nobody notices?" "No." My flow is like raindrops. I'm jonesin' for bass drops. In the zone like I'm Basedgod. And my face is hotter than a steak on a plate in a baked sauna, my cake longer than wedding ones. Your petty funds is no quota for anyone, very fun! Make a ho want a marriage done and a carriage come take us away in the Sunset.

~~~LD~~~ kneepads needed like jesus christ two step fabulous n she aint even tryin this is probably surprisin to find out but that white powder in lines is how i got her with the grind on the ivory tower i'm mighty sour like rick, motherfucker right up til the hour i dip my blood is under sly missions pried from the lip mighty fried from the tip of the dick to the balls wit it right to the hip got ya nostrils sniffin my pollen gone wit it top of the charts but your song's missin on the john tossin off on four women james bond condom off long dickin tongs stickin to the meat my shit is like cheap glue got a horse hoof in my kitchen

~~~LD~~~ gatherin magic on these hoes keep on tramplin on my foes keep elastic by my bone my team fantastic with them horror stories, we the young adult. goosebumps. R.L. Stein you goofy cunts, you a stupid bunch imma give you so much work that you gon have to move yo lunch... i got funding faggot. what are you finding funny? i got plenty cabbage. i do not mind your punning. i do not like your sonny. he is a real dumb bastard dummy probably got it from his dad imma get up in your ass like i was one-ply huggies hiiii im luscious the lucky. hockey puck in yo mom's vagina rollin three deep on ecstasy poppin molly in carolina like woop... im drunk too. whatchu gon do? i'm on two oxys--that shoegazin, that sock seein'--got cops waitin for me outside we out live in this bitch like it's xbox in this bitch, imma pop dick in her split constant that cock diggin up archeology park yo style b... i make billions off a bargain beat go farther than mars on the pussy... make her bleed on her barbie sheets

~~~LD~~~ imma make a bitch run funny chasin after with a gun piece nun sleeps while i creep in lodges with ill intentions pill swallowed keep the hungry down missile tension cause the people all to bunker round but there's no protection from my smith and wesson pumpin the message up into your temples n chasin after money like my last name was templeton. you a motherfuckin sempleton, simple. rented el camino pimple faced dude with no trauma in the closet no drama that you caused it's obvious you probably just a mommy bitch a nardwuar serviette soakin up in a pool of sweat i'm as cool as ever in twenty-two wool sweaters i'm a fool for the lever put plenty pools together my penne pasta prudent for the papa's plates please protect the people's posture when my partners play the posse poet pink pusher pimp prominent promenade populous with pompous bitches poppin dick like popcorn accomplishments prolly prince's pocket bitch pockmarked pussy poppin pimples pon de mommas clit