JD AND LD GO TO JAIL PART IV

by THE SOOPER SWAG PROJECT

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JUST BROKE OUT OF FUCKING JAIL. ALREADY BEST RAPPERS 2001. THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT. SHOW YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU'RE COOL.

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released October 17, 2014

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Track Name: CLEARWATER CORALFISH
~~~LD~~~

I'm harder than the arteries in artie langes arms be after
eatin hardees heroin tartar and parmesan cheese
I go jumanji on your moms beav sew an arm sleeve from her
blonde weave and carve her open raunchy like audrey until her

hepburns lets learn a lesson said the
best words impressive courage in flourishing test of worth I'm
scurrying heads will turn the worryings for mensa birds and SAT cats
sad fact eventual birth intense til the first punch

The worst lunch you ever tasted
I try to get my say in sayin stasis isn't stayin static
Daedric in the matrix with keanu
They Sayin we ain't gotta blaze it but we waaaant to

I got the bomb dude your aunt chewin baccy in my dillacy
with her brown tooth while im
puffin on that purple wit urkel and chris tucker wanna
get dick in your girl but listen i just fucked her, you idiot

420 420 420 JD 420 420 420

Chillin at the spot bitch I'm chillin chillin
Ld smoked a lot, prolly smoked a million
Nnamdis starin at the ceilin and he's actin silly
And I'm feelin up my girl, if she's feelin willin.
I be chillin more than freezers, more than freezas killin krillin.
Hipsters fillin up my box sucking the cock of Zach hill. fuck death grips.
Cell phone video in a moving car
Drum lot of noise black dude scatting call me avante garde.
Call the press I'm a monster star
A mammoth math rapper slap your after thoughts I'm action star.
Jackie chan movies. I'm jr Tolkien give me some loose leaf and I'll write your ass a master bar.
Ld couched he's a rasterfar-I make a lot problems die because Im extra hard.
I'm a diamond in the rough leave you lying in the bluff of my stuff my river hit you like moving car.
The chalk talks of broad stalk it's bedrock but holds stock if it gets me cross the cross walk.
Of broadway and boss stock. All you famous rappers kick rocks in anger and rancor of your lost spots I'm top notch.
Track Name: D ROCKED
~~~LD~~~

vapin kief aint breakin the reefer up
play so great had to make a new league for us
and who could even say they ain't
amazed when we came in blazin lou ferrigno blunts

i'm hoopin at a school lunch
goofin on a doofus cause the dude funny
my crew been on a tool hunt, they
jukin on that juice and you can see it in that new money

ahhhhh who's stuntin? not me probly
someone in the backseat bumpin in the taxi like
slow down go down on a girl pussy with my
whole mouth hold on i got her goin, "ohhh, woowwww...."

got a whole bunch a weed i'm talkin four pounds
low-down dirtier than bird feeders
whole country tweakin off my beats i'm on the
tv puttin syrup in a two liter

JD JD JD JD JD JD JD JD JD JD JD JD JD JD JD JD JD

Walk in to the
club smoking loud
Joking around with these bitches
I bring the Plow to your britches
Cause my thing is bound to go distance
Cuz you and your crew is just infants
I don't care how big your crib is
I don't care how you got bitches and money it's funny. You dummies couldnt rap gifts for Christmas and
listen to me.
I tell the truth.
Girls step up to the kissing booth
King Kong thrashin while I listen to
Naked city blastin at the kitchen roof
Cookin and lookin like a Greek God I speak hot and hunt down the jihad I'm bullet proof
She's throwing up her tail. Mr peacock flash em right back now she's d rocked

D ROCKED D ROCKED D ROCKED

D rock she got teeth knocked out of her face and I brought that D ROCKED

She got knee-socks miniskirt jean top Asian girl Asian girl Asian girl D ROCKED
Track Name: RAZZLE DAZZLE DADDY
Yo I'm running circles round you fuckers
I'm so
Proper I that bleed the color purple
It's the mad scientist, with math timings and I'm baptizing you
Whack rhyming erkles. You fucking nerd. Stay in line with herd. I'm the leader of the
Packed snacks in my back pack. Posers lacks tracks. But I'm stacking tracks I'm a.
wizard. I'm Christmas. Im So gifted.
Double fisting pumping
dunkin luscious lifted blunted.
Were so fine and the girls
Love it.
Hey drake go shove it.
Hey Wayne go suck dick
Give brain and kill yourself.
My name makes feelings melt
These lames keep saying how
"My brain keeps feeling swelled"
That's my razzle dazzle, savvy?
I'm the razzle dazzle daddy
With two handfuls of candy
Throwin out. Catch a tootsie pop to the head.
Loser Move out my house.
You ain't fit to live with the king.
My jewels are far out. Outer space stones.
Takin planes down. Slanging moon stones.
Sell by pound. The razzle dazzle daddy.

Chorus

I bring life to the rap game and I
Will swing knife through your right brain. I'm the
Math hop champ, my odd times pave way for
Trill kings thrice to some ice cream and some
Hot fudge up on it. Blow your socks off in Boston. When I drop bombs blasting banger beats eat these fukers up like chocolate.
I see you over ther gawkin, I'm the rap game Farrah faucet.
Get the coffin beauty kills and I think I I'm Farrah faucet
Track Name: LEANIN'
im leaning off the cup i been eating lotsa drugs
i got watsons and some oxys and some molly and some other stuff
half an addy? man you acting like a pansy why dont you
cocktail like my crew til your eyes vibrate and you can't see

can't even od i'm the greatest evander holyfield
i'm only feeling 20% of this sedative average brodies keelin over
even dealers cant control their lean composure i'mma
keep up the ingestion til i cant see any more coca

it's a nasty habit i know but i wanna be higher than caps in snow
and speakin of which i been eating some shit that'll leave your ass in a coat
and have em reading your coda now that ass is grass and over
intoxicant casanova exploring the folds and corners

inside of my mind lets go bruh i ain't waiting for you to dose,
try some newer substances, ain't playin with that old folk
medicine ever since like eleven i been
testing it out while you been less than involved

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leaning like a sailor on the titantic i been
chiefin on this yayo pupils gigantic i aint
playin with this mayo choose a rye sandwich might be
eatin on a bagel like a kike faggot, i got...

[...]

i ain't playin with this mayo choose a rye sandwich
i'm tied up in a white room in an asylum in a tight jacket

"damnit luscious duncan you be higher than fuck get a
handle cause you're fucking up my tights and my bust"
"man if i had a handle i'd be fine and dandy to drink it,
why don't we hit up the liquor store or like, what were you thinkin?"

just then i spotted her, like way across the room i was like,
"what the fuck, i was just talkin to her, isn't that kinda rude?" they're like,
"no dude, bro, you've been talkin to david and
everybody's lookin at you guys, it's weird and he hates it..."

"mannnn i never liked david, that dude smell like hella ass"
"he's right here man" "well good then you can tell him that"
"you just did, he's right in front of you, like jesus"
"well i think he's a dummy and he can suck on my penis cause im leanin
Track Name: 88 GIRLS (feat. NNAMDI)
~~~LD~~~

LUSCIOUS D DOES THE D STAND FOR DRUNK
FUCKED UP LISTEN BITCH I'M HITTIN THE CUNT
THE BITCH WANNA GET WITH ME I'M RIPPIN A BLUNT
TOKIN' IN THE CORNER WITH MY HEAD IN MY HANDS, I

STEP IN THE DANCE MY COLD FLOOR HOUDINI
REPPIN THE PANTS MY WHOLE AURA IS CHEESY I GOT
EIGHTY-EIGHT GIRLS TRYING TO TOUCH MY HEATER,
SHE SAY SHE TRYINA CUT SO I FUCKED HER WITH MY WIENER

LEAVE HER ON THE BACKSEAT SCREAMIN, "WHERE THE MONEY AT?!"
BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP, I KICK HER OUT THE PONTIAC
VIBE, BITCH: IT'S MINE, DON'T KILL IT
FINE TRICK, SHE'S LYIN DON'T TRUST HER

USHER OUT THE SEATS I'M LIKE, "BITCH THIS AIN'T THE MOVIE,"
PUFFIN ON THAT WEED, SIPPIN DRANK IN MY JACUZZI LUCY
LIU GIRLS CHEWIN ON BUBBLEGUM YUMMY COME
FUCK WIT ME AND SUCK UP ON MY JUNK YOU FUCKIN DUMMY YOU'RE AN IDIOT

------JD--------

JD Does the D stand for drunk. Do your teeth hurt enough for JD to knock em all out?
Is your team stocked for fallout? Atomic bomb bars leave your tweets blocked and blown out.
Leave your teeth crooked or all out.
Leave me be or I'll call out to the hit squad we'll brawl out.
Track Name: LD DID IT
king cobra sipped from a 40 oz bottle
mink coat dripped off her titties like a waffle's topping:
syrup, mirror mirror on the bible
nearer than the mountains too far for my disciples

eiffel tower ask me of my mighty powers
rifle louder than a motorbike inside your shower
high from sour diesel weed light it by the hour she's a
chieftan me impressed my friends beseeched me to be sweet instead

i fucked her on the couch while we were watching a movie
bumpin up and down like there's a tramp in her coochie
fucked up the upholstery mansion still groovy, i'm
so hot that jack frost's damn hands couldn't cool me,

and a math class couldn't school me, i'm a movie writing bastard
and a national treasure and everybody's tryna do me i'm a
looney toon motherfucking kookoo bonkers juicy fruit
dude we moved from nothing now i'm chuggin fuckin lucy shroom and

lean smoothies you idiot
Track Name: JD THE CAT MAN
The cat man, I can write rhymes right.
I take three lefts to make a right at the light.
It might over complicate but it makes for sound proper and boppers love product that is polished passed white.
Got cat sight I see sight way past spectrum, invent a new style but my bank sans pension, sans tension ain't worried bout my radio life, in racking plays over night with tunes active mood pensive
Food left In bowl none, I eat it all.
Mr cat daddy leaves losers deceased or mauled
By big paws. Sit down you couldn't budge see saw see raw reflexes strike before you lift paw.
Bitch nahwww, you couldn't touch me. I'm nine lives lucky grab lime light suck me off.
Rhymes I be busting off gunslinger dusting off your right brain with odd times sprayed leave your mind blank like a fucking dog.
Come on little fella. Follow mister kitty cat. Pretty cat. Witty cat.
kills rats. spills pills, falls flat i'm a bad cat. got raps stocked stacked nasda. but term swag brings a bad wrap.
(but believe me) I'm on a whole different level.
Bring rough divide uppercuts rough up your mentals
Gimme your pencils., I'm top writer,
Top seed seifer pay the pied piper nine sheckles
Hyde jeckel my mind split times like time vessels
Kitty cat feline special powers flip while falling
In starring on Maury starting fights with dykes, special kids
Geeks, sneaks, rebel kids I'm shitting in your litter
Invest stocks in twitter, you can't test master splinter, cant wreck stone with glitter, your loudest is patter pitter
Porta pottie spittin shit or piss control your bladder mister.
Ill come back with hisses packing punch that passes hitlers vigor.
Track Name: PASSIONFRUIT
~~~LD~~~

fess up girl, tell me the truth you
wanna be with duncan just gimme the booty
or you can gimme the boot i wanna touch your sole
let me take your shoes off and put your feet on my dick i wanna

lady just as freaky so she don't give a shit
i wanna slap her all around while we go halves on a fifth i
want her ass up in my mouth so i can lap on her clit
wanna jack it on my own while i'm imagining it

acting nasty on the phone that's actually uncomfortable don't
ask me to be showin off no pictures of my lunchables
it's not that i don't own em no in fact i got a bunch of 'em
but you aint worth it, talkin loreals i had a hundred of 'em

i wore a cumberbund i'm stuntin' at brunch and dungeons
and dragons asking questions pass it to dre like you can have this
i dont want it i'm the man from adam's garden i done started it and
me and eve got cheeky all them snakes is just retarded eat it

passionfruit passionfruit
packin kookoo man then who you gon pass it to?
passionfruit passionfruit
girrrl break me off a slice i'm just tryna take a bite of it

when i seen her walkin in with them stockings i lost it
do she got gladiator sandals god her arches is awesome
and i'm a fan of her nostrils because her nose is humongous
and if i had a tiny knob then i would probably fuck it i'm just

eccentric and mentioning all the things that's attractive
i wanna old jewish mom to take me back to her mansion
wanna go stupid hard and chase her ass and then slap it
want some blow and a card so we can act like italians take off your

pants and then jack it™--♫"I'M FEELIN' IT!"♫--my jeans is ripping
from my penis, shit the denim slipped like jesus did even if he was
seein this he'd prolly pop a boner and show her the holy
ghost and get lower to put his ween on her shoulder... man i

i push th' little ladies and i'm makin em cum, all the
kush this kid is blazin prolly makin me dumb
i wanna baby goin crazy man but that ain't enough
i wanna take her by pants split her asscrack and fuUUUUUUUCKKkkkkk


JD


Yo I saw this cute girl at a party
Parsley. Mistletoed Barbie. where's my car keys?
Starving. Arby's. In the parking jumping around
cause all these girls say I'm charming.
Swagger! Swing pearl hammers in the sky.
Got a dancer from Dubai were watchin master of disguise
Eating Chester Cheetos fries. Check my records. I'm the guy who gotta lotta damn records under my belt.
Too hot hyphy. Had Two girls tie me. Luce LIU meet Miley.
A room with Klum Heidi. Boom boom swag dude you done dumbed dude I done that
I think I broke Kiera nightly and the spice team LD and Nnamdi. Right behind me
Crying
You wanna talk good timings look at my team.
You wanna talk big things look at my ting
You wanna talk about girls look at my teAm
Got girls I got ice cream
Add grill billyenz onto my team with Wizzy lizzy dizzy kissing white teeth.
I'm clean
Track Name: DROP IT LIKE I'M JD
Drop it like its hot scorchin
Big torches.
Drop em in some water world
Kevin koster.
Thrilling.
Rap game white water.
Rafting., I'm diving off waterfalls Bruh.
In diving off stage at a show, girls grabbin at my cock
But it's too big to hold.
Lookin good with a fanny pack on, put some Jackie chan on man I love those movies.
I'm too damn groovy
Got 2 bags of ruppees and hookshot
Try to outrun me Bruh that's a long shot
Try to out gun me, better have a good shot,
Great shot, wonderful.
Bruh just put your piece down, before I put a beat down and hit your ass with the force Bruh.
Star wars force, midi chlorians abundant. The stached gunman. Out of this world I'm flash Gordon
Get out of my seat, Im mike Jordan. Luscious duncan on these haters with the grace of white horses.
Losers. Sooper jd storm trooper got a blaster on his belt. That even banner would have felt.
Im fat bastard with patty melts. Swallow haters whole. Now I'm dancing with myself.
I'm so damn fine, need glasses to see my self, Make passes at myself. I'm so sooper.

Ride around town in a cool whip
Cool kid gotta cool bitch
Dual wrists gottem both swissed
Got jeweled wrist golden fools gotcha
Ill pop ya redenbacher
sockem boppers bop babes with knockers
Nickers. stiff hungry snickers break
You assholes come get your stool split
Smart tools dip before king rool rips and woos bitch.
Dreamy JD got her pool slick, crave pool stick, I break cue flawless
Stand in line thoughtless, my queue daunting, jump to the frontline bra-less

Often i, leave em toothless coughing
up blood, haha
That's funny to me.
I'm on fucking tv
With a billion dollars
And I'm running for p.
Resident my resonance clean
Most say. Im what's left that can free.
Hip hop, I'd say almost definitely.

I'm th best in the scene
thats why I Drop it like in (JD)
I drop it like I'm (thrash Kitten music)
I drop it like Im (The Sooper Swag Project)
Track Name: TAKE A PICTURE
~~~LD~~~

i'mma take a picture of your sister in the bathroom
let her gimme head and then i bet i lift her bad mood
took a thousand photos of her shoulders now i'm rolling up some
doja in a holden cauf smoke juice like a loaded boss

i'm goin too dummy for your mummy's ass, i bend it like i'm
brendan frasier, get her lookin like a lemon now-or-later
wow, i'm like a fountainhead, how'd i get a snapshot of your
momma's bed? probly from my go-pro, my flow flow is

so cold i'm johnny darge my optic large print, put a
giant monkey's dick up on a t-shirt and sell it...
i'm wellin' up my eyes are so watery just thinking a-
-bout my artistry, i'm fuckin' chargin' up my arm, call me

samus aran or even ted zancha--"son, do you remember me?
i'm the fuckin' industry topseller."
pot melter, fondue my stew is loose like i'm a
hot dude with no pants on, they pop a snapshot
Track Name: LD THE ENTERTAINER
i'm eatin in the
beetlejuice coupe deville i spill dill pickle
sherbert on your tan rug, they leave you hurtin with them
handguns out a ten i give you zero (listen)
and one, pearlin' fat blunts syrup in a

jazz club that's enough knockin with the pants dug
pussy out the mortuary slab cunt lickin on a
popsicle i gotcha girl listenin to master p
i make her say uhh when she handle d like

cashiers sneakin' twenty singles leavin' shingles on your
roof top droppin' from my lingo plain' bingo wit
ya grandmoms ask her average price for givin handjobs, she
jacks me off i stab her in the asshole with a tampon

lamps gone broke it with my phallus long dick is on the
banister, drag her magic fabric rags to the hamper, i had her
santa hat all off track and ass backwards
a stack of bags in the dental that's crack words
Track Name: SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY
~~~LD~~~

i smoke weed every day
rollin up the trees like a heavyweight
hos think that im smokin poison
i smoke a lotta weed and i make bad choices

purple green weed that im smokin got me high as fuck
all up in yo city smokin weed while im driving drunk
all up on yo titties smokin weed that hawaiian skunk
all up on that spliffy smokin weed while im lightin blunts

i smoke more weed than snoop dogg when it's rainin
i smoke more weed than two rasta jamaicans
i smoke more weed than tupac with the lakers
i smoke more weed than u-god with the tang clique

i smoke weed every fuckin second
clouds of fuckin weed smoke is all my fuckin breath is
smoke so much weed you might think i need a breathmint
president of weed smokin bitch i got elected
Track Name: ETHEREAL RAINDROPS
~~~LD~~~

i'm tellin' on a bitch like tattler, rag on her nike
sandals, put the trick onto my bad manners, in her mam's attic blasting'
hashish watching' black adder--facts matter to no one, i'm strapped
up and i got no guns, i'm so fun! my funding is busting my

undies up, get your money my cousin and uncles is fuckin' around, we huffing that
loud weed, stuntin' and rowdy, bringin' the lawry's out for all of these
howdy-doo-dee, they screamin', "How you…do these like that?"
"Is the mic phat on its own all alone in the white van when nobody notices?"

"No." My flow is like raindrops. I'm jonesin' for bass drops. In the zone like I'm
Basedgod. And my face is hotter than a steak on a plate in a baked sauna, my
cake longer than wedding ones. Your petty funds is no quota for anyone,
very fun! Make a ho want a marriage done and a carriage come take us away in the

Sunset.
Track Name: GIRL CHECK YA KNEES
~~~LD~~~

kneepads needed like jesus christ
two step fabulous n she aint even tryin this is
probably surprisin to find out but that
white powder in lines is how i

got her with the grind on the ivory tower i'm
mighty sour like rick, motherfucker
right up til the hour i dip my blood is
under sly missions pried from the lip mighty fried from

the tip of the dick to the balls wit it
right to the hip got ya nostrils sniffin
my pollen gone wit it
top of the charts but your song's missin

on the john tossin off on four women
james bond condom off long dickin
tongs stickin to the meat my shit is like
cheap glue got a horse hoof in my kitchen
Track Name: KEEP ON SAMPLIN'
~~~LD~~~

gatherin magic on these hoes keep on tramplin on my foes
keep elastic by my bone my team fantastic with them horror stories, we the
young adult. goosebumps. R.L. Stein you goofy cunts, you a
stupid bunch imma give you so much work that you gon have to move yo lunch...

i got funding faggot. what are you finding funny?
i got plenty cabbage. i do not mind your punning.
i do not like your sonny. he is a real dumb bastard dummy
probably got it from his dad imma get up in your ass like i was one-ply huggies

hiiii im luscious the lucky. hockey puck in yo mom's vagina
rollin three deep on ecstasy poppin molly in carolina
like woop... im drunk too. whatchu gon do? i'm on
two oxys--that shoegazin, that sock seein'--got cops waitin for

me outside we out live in this bitch like it's xbox in this
bitch, imma pop dick in her split constant that cock diggin up
archeology park yo style b... i make billions off a bargain beat
go farther than mars on the pussy... make her bleed on her barbie sheets
Track Name: CHILL OUT DUDE
~~~LD~~~

imma make a bitch run funny chasin after with a gun piece
nun sleeps while i creep in lodges with
ill intentions pill swallowed keep the hungry down
missile tension cause the people all to bunker round

but there's no protection from my smith and wesson
pumpin the message up into your temples n
chasin after money like my last name was
templeton. you a motherfuckin sempleton,

simple. rented el camino pimple faced
dude with no trauma in the closet no drama
that you caused it's obvious you probably just a mommy bitch
a nardwuar serviette soakin up in a pool of sweat

i'm as cool as ever in twenty-two wool sweaters
i'm a fool for the lever put plenty pools together
my penne pasta prudent for the papa's plates
please protect the people's posture when my partners play

the posse poet pink pusher pimp prominent
promenade populous with pompous bitches poppin dick like
popcorn accomplishments prolly prince's pocket bitch
pockmarked pussy poppin pimples pon de mommas clit