THE SOOPER SWAG PROJECT

by The Sooper Swag Project

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YO WE COMIN' SOOPER HYPHY, SOOPER SWAG, SOOPER SWERPED UP. YOU LIKE ROWDY MUSIC? WE GOT IT. YOU WANT TO GET HYPHY? YEAH WE GOT THAT. YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO MUSIC AND FALL ASLEEP? FUCK YOU, GO LISTEN TO MAC MILLER.

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released January 1, 2012

THANKS TO JEFF DENT AND 34 FRESH FOR FEATURING ON POP ROCKS GUMMY BEARS. AND WIZZY ON VIOLENCE.

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Track Name: POP ROCKS GUMMY BEARS FT. 34 FRESH & JEFF DENT
I GOT SOME POP ROCKS AND GUMMY BEARS
AND AIR HEADS AND GOBSTOPPERS

I got some pop rocks, nerd rope Oh My!
My swags like candy, I think I got a sugar high
Got some pop rocks and Gobstops
Swag nonstop and Chomp Chomp on
Candy like Crack Rocks
Swag on top of a table at a party
Got my hands up
Party in the USA swagged up
See a pretty girl and tell her get over here
Sweet talk her mouth full of gummy bears
She's grinding, HEY STOP IT.
You just broke the Pixie Stix in my front pocket
You want a swag beat, I'll drop it
Call me Mr. Swag Candyman

I GOT SOME POP ROCKS AND GUMMY BEARS
AND AIR HEADS AND GOBSTOPPERS

I got some pop rocks, gummy bears
Air heads, Snickers Bars
Pokemon Yu-Gi-Oh
Yu-Gi-Oh, Avatar
I take so many babies candy bars that all they mommas hate me
But I don't give a **** about they feelings
Damn this shit is tasty

I GOT SOME POP ROCKS AND GUMMY BEARS
AND AIR HEADS AND GOBSTOPPERS

I want some gooey and some chewy
and then me my self and youeeey
bout to intertwine like redvines
and swerp it up to these dope rhymes
Drunk girls hold up
unless you got a couple of fruit rollups
in your cup
if so WASSUP
if no SHUTUP
got a bag of gummy bears
and i aint gonna share EM.
pop rocks, and I rock, see my socks when my pants are rolled up high
Pants flooding, and pockets bulging i'm indulging in candy? i'm the guy
thats leaving horny girls thats listening to usher blushing in ecstasy
I'm sugar poppin these lucious gushers inherently

I GOT SOME POP ROCKS AND GUMMY BEARS
AND AIR HEADS AND GOBSTOPPERS

3 musketeers on 5th avenue with 100 grand, it's payday
i take 5 out and i pop in my mouth and suck on a twix in a moderately gay way
milky way i say make that a midnight. kit kat i get butterfingers on my dick like
a mothafuckin sugar daddy, cadbury creamin, propose to my bitch with a popsicle ring n
she go "oh henry!" like "yeah, baby ruth?" "i just ate some milk duds, get this shit out my tooth!!"
skittlin and snickerin these niggas on my dick and then im pickin up ya chick and then i make her eat my cow tail
how the hell do you expect me to eat a mounds bar?! you crazy bitch!
you the only person in the world that likes those, you should probably go kill yourself.

I GOT SOME POP ROCKS AND GUMMY BEARS
AND AIR HEADS AND GOBSTOPPERS

OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND SAY 'AHHHHHHHHH!'
Prepare for my Hersheys Kiss
My Razzles Dazzle Bubble gum Bubble Yum
How many pieces do you wish?
Steer clear from those drunk
mother ain't got a problem with the Sour Patch Kids
Ain't got no money for you candy girl but if you're hungry we could split a twix
I heard you have a sweet tooth...
Oh you do well you knew
The brother to be with Black long and rich
Call me Mr. Licorice Stick
???????????
I'm a winner but you can't taste now
You must wait until after Dinner

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I'm a winner but you can't taste now
You must wait until after dinner

I GOT SOME POP ROCKS AND GUMMY BEARS
AND AIR HEADS AND GOBSTOPPERS
Track Name: VIOLENCE FT. WIZZY
YOU CAN CATCH ME IN MY CAR
Swagged out Sooper
Thrash Kitten Blastin'
STORM TROOPER
Punching the Dashboard, JD's getting rowdy
All the girls see me and they know all about me
I stop and say howdy
Wanna ride with me?
Bang Bang like Chitty in the city lookin' pretty
Hop up in the back seat
Bitch this ain't no taxi
Like a martian stomping
SOMEONE FUCKING STOP ME

EAT A BRICK AND YOU CAN
NIBBLE ON MY ASS CRACK. CHECK REFUND I'm CASH BACKed. MONEyyy I DONE HAD THAT
and i'm TWEAKING LIKE A LAB RAT thats
TESTED WITH SOME PESTICIDE THEN SET ASIDE in the corner TO Mutate in your cup
and we're fillin it up the brim with
RAW SHIT
KAPOWW
Now i'm in your skin like splinter
Ninja turtle pizza dinner
I won't settle for less than a gold medal
I'm a winner, champion, nickname is Mulan
I F**k the Huns and end your life like you ain't had none

Givin em all what they want, break em off some
love to gun gun brapp brapp
I go hungry tungsteen steel bullet full in your gullet
whats it the deal real shit i spit pencil lick pencil it
fittin to get wit it insidious and give all you bitches a wig split
Shit! lit it up! no discussion im onya cousin bustin a Nut into her buzzim buzzin
Ohhhhh it's in her guts and it's a whole notha lebbel that im touchin
Luscious D unc it's ME WE throw blows and smoke Bowls out
Poles for hoes to get down on throw they back out and go OHHHH shit

Michael Jordan's all pissed off
Scotty Pippen is Probly Trippin
He Probly Trippin, He probly trippin
Track Name: SWAG SWOOP SWERP
I said it first When you hear Swerp think of My
Image these rhythms get stuck in your mind
I come in and drum leave 'em stunned and I'm one
Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye
I spit so fast you see no spit
BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BOOP
TiVo it
Whippin' it up in the kitchen We Devo it
Baking up Crepes and making pancakes
Your eyes wont even believe
Ripley's simply put we're the best on deck
Swagging in 5 like Dave Brubeck
Respect this shit
JD, Brian B and Nnamdi
I think they're on to something
NO. I think we're on to everything
'cause wack ass rapper's heads we're severing
and serving on silver platters with collard greens
Won't stop 'till we got the whole block hollerin

I spit bars easy Too easy
here you go take a listen lucky day here's a freebie
I swag in whatever timing you want
Whatever rhyme scheme you want
and you can call me if it's fighting you want
I'm griming non stop riddim flow
Don't you know that I swag in 5/4 with no problem
You have a problem? That's a problem
'cause Nnamdi B.B. and me will swag rob ya
No need for a chopper weapons nada
Just put on some Flocka and I'll rock ya Properly
Have you running like a player on the soccer team
Make you rethink your life like I'm Socrates
Swagrates. Get at me
You think you're good? then spit at me I'm asking
Please
You have swag?
Please. If you had swag your name tag would say JD



apple bottom jeans please gimme the d cups i want em in my
v-dub passat wassap please give up your v-ah-
gina, gina!! i need a nut. im leavin un-
less your chest get less clothes round the breast, i thought i
said to you before let's go i don't want to be
late face it, i'm basically the best basedkid
bacon makin extreme cheese, take it or leave these
nuts, busting up uppercuts double plus motherfuck
you are 9 to 5 i'm 10 over
2 other rappers i'm tracking a family trapper affair
enough, cousin where is the dub in this
bitch, hold up now listen im throwin' a midget right outta dis
door for seriously, i'm more than you've
ever seen, never been cleverly severing your ties with
mine i'm on top of my climb im signing
contracts do work gon swag swoop swerp
Track Name: MAD SCIENTIST
WHoa, I'm swagged out of my mind.
I swag, ahead of my time.
I'm Einstein, E equals M C (swag)
Me at a party, club, show, or what not,
See me swaggin' jackpots I'm swagged out your swagged not a problem for me to math swag,
Hash tag, Mr. Sandman girls dreaming about me.
meanwhile, I've got an ever growing fan base,
Nnamdi's cooking pancakes,
Brians got some Land O' Lakes.
Jd's got some,
Unbelievable, seemingly unachievable style.
I'll knock you out in one line,
2 lines sometimes, and sometimes, i bust rhymes while repeating the same lines.
and sometimes, i bust rhymes while repeating the same lines.


I dare you to try this,
Swag Mad Scientist
Tiskit a Tasket, Throw your fake plastic swag in a basket.
BIG SWAG WOLF GUNNA BLOW YOUR HOUSE
down syndrom swag is what i'm packin'
Rising from the water i'm the Kracken.
Snackin' on you faggots, Crunchin' Cap'n
Indestructable, swag dad, Cliff Huckstable,
Steal your kids' Lunchable.
I thought I was the swaggest kid in the classroom, until I saw this dude that looked like me in the bathroom.
Brushing his teeth.
above the sink.
And I am thinking.
YEAh, he looks swag, but I bet he looks back and says.
Yeah, he looks swag, and we go forth and back and I
Stare at my swag self, for hours at a time.
and sometimes, i bust rhymes while repeating the same lines.
Track Name: "WHAT IS SWAG?" A POEM BY LUSCIOUS D
KYLE LANG
Track Name: LUSCIOUS D 2 DUMB
luscious dun he he um um he he

gon don the whole shit, bitch i run the whole clique

fit into it like a puzzle piece please gimme the muzzle these

other d o double gs is barkin up a scene cicilia


c wheatin like im gluten at whole foods n all that

jazz chicago hashtag fashion crashin cabinets aslan

fast lann, fast lane, get brain, get brain, mane

like a lion that's a callback DANG my raps is super flame


call me the krabby kang cat daddy like wrassling

waka flocka busta thang up fuck errythang up

got a zip and a double cup, im gettin high as fuck

you thankin hipsta, we leave you plankin hipsta


we fuckin thank you hipsters for buying all of our music

asian girl Confucius, screwin it up confusin shit

screwin this up like texas, flexin it in my lexus

let's get this fuckin setlist and bust these hipsters heads wit it
Track Name: I SWAG
JD drops the beat now it's broken
Drop it in some water swag got the girls soakin
No jokin
I dont rap I Swag Goddamn. Storm Tropper Storm Trooper
I'm sooper fresh tic tac swag
and I swag this that and the beat kicks back
Skinny pants and the pack I'm wonderful
Got the sweater swag Dad Cliff Huxtable
Coming with the Nick at Night swag
Asian Girls Asian Girls
hmmmmm Not bad
and my swag brings ruckus
Golden Tickets I'm Charlie Buckets
Swag concussion Wow I'm something
And I know I cant rap But I do not rap
'CAuse I like to swag

MMM MMM I'm finninnin to turn my swag up
Killing them in the ear hear the tea kettle sound up
WHOOOOOOOOO The heck can stop me?
YOU? No you suck. You sloppyyyyy
-er than Joe
G. I. JOE I am Goddam
Stretch arm strong girls hold my hand
I get good looks in my Sudan and by Sudan
I mean my bike
Aint got no car. I got 2 legs and a cheese dip jar
Girls scream in awww as I ride past and always ask
"Are you a star?"
I'm glad you asked, Nah I'm really glad you asked
I'm about as star as a hexagon, Pants rolled up high
Cuties I be textin call me Smileyface nice Guy

you say that you swag, bitch i lean and hit the ground,
yea my swagger so stupid i can barely get around
without a wheelchair, rollin on dubs up into borders,
i think i need to read about neurodegenerative disorders
court ordered to not swag so much, four quarters and a brown bag lunch,
that's a dollar you faggots, so whassup?
cut up the beat now johnny darge it
move your feet til people think that you retarded
i'm an artist, call me georgia o'keefe
cause we both love pussy but we both hate queefs
ewwwww that was gross now i need to get some toothpaste
nasty bad swag give you permanent pooface
i do dase i do dat, i swag? yes
more based than a foundation cause i'm the best mang i
deed it, did you feeled this? i revealed it
keeled this track, real swagger bitch i built it

One for the money, Two for the show
Three girls on me Four girls watching
Ah. you cant stop me
I'm not stopping swagging conscious
and i swag unconscious
based mind is mine your not on this
even got kids swagging
Mr. rogers JD's bonkers
As I swag like everything
and I swag like nothing
And I swag so hard Like a martian in my cars got my speakers busting
And I'm not cussing my mom heard me she was angry
But my swag goes on and my swag flows strong
Oh my gosh I swag
Track Name: INSPECTOR SWAG IT
Duh da duh da duh. I'm swagged out
Knock knock who's there its me I'm swagged out.
Swag maxed ouuuutt, and the girls ask howwww, like wow,
Like dads, like cats, like meowww
Now, that's what I call swag, operator, drop a hater, don't call back.
nickelodean swag, I'm all that,
And a bag of chips, capris sun, and swag sandwiches.
bandages, better get some. Cuz I go go gadget swag, when I'm spitten them, barsssssss.


i dont give a shit nigga shut up i fuck up your whole
crew put you to sleep like snooze buttons i go
through bludgeons and more than two busses i sip tussin and flip cups
underneath tables like i'm able to slip planes i'll
shift dimensions and then get brain in four of em
i got a flamin chorus and i'm more famous than morrison
fuck the doors, im windows vista mista wish ya
sista would take a picture of her tits and give it to this uh
player right here, in the air like we're a
fearsome trio of triplets, hear the doctor lipschitz
i'll cop her big tits, got em floppin in this area
she's very uh GOOD god, wow i'm starin cuz
congrats. your swag analysis is finished
and i'm not religious but you should start prayin like people who is if
you wanna have any shot at beating us at baccarat
hit you in yo soft spot, hot? bitch we brought a lot

Yo, I'm about to go go like low low so heavy heavy
Everybody knows knows that I rap fast or could rap slow mo, veiwtiful joe go henshin a go go,
Gadget snow globe, and my flow flow is so cold, and I'm sooper swagged up.
I'm sooper popular.
Hit ya with 12 bar.
Hit you with a one liner.
Christmas cam early and I bet you that surely I'll be stealing your girly its obvious.
ladies are attracted, cuz I go go gadget magnet,
And we blast this at a party, full house, bob saget it.
Attack it, by it I mean the beat, you will see just what I mean, cuz I kill it, unbreakable bruce willis it.


I'm soberish lucky me
on my four leaf clover shit
monster just like grover
no response like playing marco polo solo
Trench coat inspecting every bench post
a scapegoat
helicopter in my top hat
top that
stopping fat chicks
by diverting them with tactics
tic tacs & hat tricks
arms strech like elastic
apple bottom gottem in my sight and i'mma smack it
like a ping pong paddle tennis racket
sing songs into battle
Youuuu can't touch this
screw mc hammer and screw correct grammar
i'm more betteter than all of my competitors
got rhymes for days
my brain is playing mind charades
a penny for your thoughts
nigga cause pennies all you got
insinuating that mentally i incinerate my enemies
cause i got all the friends i need
Johnny and Brian Wrecked the beat
JD LD NNAMDI CALM DOWN. SWAGGED OUT SWERPED UP WORKED UP. CALM DOWN!
Wowzers. Drop some water in your trousers
pronounce words so eloquently that they arouse girls
Track Name: THRIFT SHOPPIN'
Got fashion? absolutely! doin the dirty thirty thousand hunned
flirty bitches on my britches im violent with violet sticks of
fire shit, dire situation, got my tasty asian
girl-attracting swagger fit i hurl a fuckin bag of piss
at faggots lookin bad as shit, im so icey you cant even had a sip
pack a lil clip so i know which gets his own dome bust-a-ded
luscious did it my clique touch it we aint finished
im legitimately dressed to be hittin all of these pretty bitches
when i break it down all the cute girls lookin at me
brian you so fine, i wish you'd make me your wifeyyy!!
like he'd ever get with you girl, but-but-but he's so nice to me!!
sheisty maestro i'm in the bistro sellin hoagies
my stroke is on par you'd have to teach me how to bogey
low key, i'm on the low end theory mo sincerey
than most of these here hirsute fruity patootie who the heck can do me dude see
these other rappers think they can get up into my shop spot no possible
it's luscious d day i'm thriftin like it's my b-day, bitch

I got a grandma's sweater. Fanny packs leather, sooper swag thriftin gettin pictures of cats. windbreakers on racks. catch us at the thrift store, buyin' all kinds of stuff, all kinds of stuff.

WE AT THE THRIFT SHOP

Rolling deep in 50's Nifty
Damn I'm feeling thrifty
got 15 minutes to acquire new attire
shifting from aisle to aisle
and sifting through pile and pile
i must be dreaming cause I feel like
Robin Williams did
in good will hunting
for some good deals
like a space jam clock radio without the speakers in it
or an origami lamp shade with some sneakers
and a picture of beaker or any Muppet memorabilia
so I can fill my room up
with cool stuff
Who the heck would give away a centerfold of Sharon Tay and this plush goomba?
Got a roomba now my house is clean and
I also bought 16 17 magazines
and bags full of old ass button up shirts
embroidered with employee names pictures of dessert.
I laid eyes on this next item and my mind just went BEZERK
cause I went home with an easy bake oven that has probly never worked.

I got a grandma's sweater. Fanny packs leather, sooper swag thriftin gettin pictures of cats. windbreakers on racks. catch us at the thrift store, buyin' all kinds of stuff, all kinds of stuff.

WE AT THE THRIFT SHOP

Hold up.. catch JD thrift shoppin
Rockin, the cat shirt, 9 up swagster.
Master mind of the rap game, cheap clothes thriftin, purple zuit suits what I'm missin.
Super shift it. Storm trooper storm trooper. Storm
Trooper shirt 2 dollars. Sooper dirt cheap.
But it looks sooper dooper sooper swag on me.
And I look like sooper dooper swag bruce lee.
And I go boosie, I'm loose as a goose.
Got a fanny pack, sideways
slammin tracks, amtrac
I where whateva, wool sweaters
With the dad hat.
Man of the year, I swag this I swag that.
I splish splash and drop it in some water. Give me kit kats.
And pop rocks and gummy bears.
And airhead, gobstoppers.
Oh my, this little kids shirt looks fly,
Pick it up, put it on, swag it up, here we go.
Track Name: GARGANTUBROAD
Gargantubroad
needs to stop eating
somebody bring this girl a salad
she got a she got a body made of jello and
a mouth full of yellow like a corn on the cob
Her bodies big and its wigglin, jigglin non stop
SHE LICKS HER LIPS AND OUT OF IT SHE ADMITS
I'm gon' bite your head off
clear off not partially
AREN'T YOU BEING HARSH?
I'm asking as she's baskin' me in a vat of Tabasco sauce and parsley

SHES STARING AT ME GLARING AT ME
Steak sauce medium raring at me.
Shit.
She hungry in da face and i'mma be her toothpick

GARGANTUABROAD

I went to eat at the mcdonalds with my friend kevin
I took a seat and asked him to order me a number 7
as I sat down and glanced around the whole surrounding area
stopped in horror as she found me. Scarier
than anything that I'd seen
body paralyzed wanted to scream as shes slamming down friez
I pinch my thigh and yelled outloud I HOPE THIS IS A DREAM
or is there seriously a 2 ton, humongatronic woman bearing her belly
drinking grape jelly, chewin on deli meat while she's staring at me

Her blubber caught me in a trance
And she said
"Scream and yell as loudly as you'd like"
She poured some A-1 down my pants
There's no chance
Of me getting away
Then she started to say

I'M GONNA BITE YOUR BALLS OFF

GARGANTUBROAD
Track Name: SWAG BITCHEZ
I'm so HIgh
Swagged off the meter and I
Swag Pan Peter and Fly
Leave you quiet like Shy Guy Die, Say see ya
alkhdsglskjlskagdldks I'm brian Baliga.
I bet you look at yourself everyday and say WHY?
Can't I be like JD and then CRY
And I can't think of any more lines


luscious duncan im comin to the club and im already drunk but me dont care

gotcha eatin my tech wizard glitch swag shit call me venetian snares

call me a grizzly bear. im a rare breed

ballin fifty hunned stacks on my hair n teeth


swag socrates, bitch im on my T.I.P.

address me properlyyyy im probably better than

you are not even in my scene bitch s my d

licious!!! no!!!! bitch im...im luscious!!!!



ONE BIG TOMB FULL OF DEAD BITCHEZ
ONE THICK DUDE FULL OF SANDWICHEZ
ONE BIG ROOM FULL OF SWAG BITCHEZ
Track Name: ALPHABET SONG
You can A B C me with LD and Nnamdi.
Sooper swag crew. And you.
Can trust that.
I come packin swag to the tenth with a mustache.
I love cats, and asian girls too, if you must ask.
I must lag... the beat.
Different timings are a must have.
Swagging in triplets with the beat you know that
I'm. Eating. Alphabet Soup
Don't you abc deny we run swag
Cuz we'll come back, with lyrical guns packed. (Pow pow pow)
You'll never be on our level,
We are legends robert neville.
Bombin the game, in B52 planes.
Goin love shack.
Ok, no more. I'm tired. Ahhhhh .
Just kidding, I could go on for houurs and
Our style is unmatched, masked majora,
Trouble understanding? Here, let me spell it out for ya.


ALrighty!
Beautiful
Chicks
Don't
Ever
Forget
Get it and get it
and hit it i'm
into it in a sense innocent
Jill and i'm jackin em
Killin' em
Lyrical
Militant
Nnamdi
Oh
Please
Quit
Reminiscing
Start
To
Understand we're
Very
Witty
inexplicable like
Your
Zodiac

no scrunchie i'm never holding back
i'm on it
girls pucker up and flaunt it
dudes knuckles up i'm hypersonic
you'll never realize i've been rapping a whole verse in mnemonics
ebonic chronics call me dr orthodontist and brace yourself for some raw shit
I am not a rapper I am only here to cover
this whole shitty rap game and make you k-n-o-w my name
burst your bubble i'm gonna trouble you like a migraine
and leave you looking out of place like Versace and poo stains
Track Name: HULA HOOP CHAIN
I got a jumprope necklace

got a hula-hoop chain

got a hundred hoes textin

want my tool in they brain


i got a jumprope neckalace, bet you dont get in check the list
inspect evidence i wreck excellence, spend checks wit it, and get sex wit it
i tech extra bits and give extra chips to bill gates cause it pays to give back to the nerdy
i mean needy feed these starving keedies im givin them diabetes
read these pamphlets on animal rights FUCK YOU BITCH i hope everyone dies
follow the line made of dots and you'll find that all of my chain's made of blind mice call me
wonder white you wonder why i spit so clean
i seem serenely beautiful and yet i'm dutiful to beating you in 3D i'm leaving you bleeding
oh you're leaving now? thank god, this party was careening south
get your feelings out the door and start the car go o'er to drive from park
blow your hair in the wind rim rim cause ya dont seem to wanna get your wig split
shift it, lift it off the ground, i wanna hear the sound of you leaving the town of
crete. nigga please, the street's heat about three weeks in the summer at least
she she she she she she did it!! asian girl asian girl asian girl get it.
psssss i lit it up, all these hoes ackin like they wanna give it up
coming up wit double dutch im bubble bustin plus im bout to bust a nut and cum up in your fuckin cousin cause i got a

She attracted to me like flies to the dookie
slender Egyptian chick. Royal Saluki
I don't know her name. She don't know my name.
Take over her domain. Pinky and the brain
Rich but I still switch it on em
g-g-g-g-g-g-g glitchin on em
swaggin like a clown i'll get you bobbin while I'm spongin
while i'm sponging down
your bikini bottoms
you'll be braggin to the town
i make em fall like autumn
yo I got em I got em
That's what she wanna hear
turn up your volume and listen louder if it's unclear
I got em I got em
That's one thing that i'm sayin
got a Jump rope necklace got a hula hoop chainShe attracted to me like flies to the dookie
slender Egyptian chick. Royal Saluki
I don't know her name. She don't know my name.
Take over her domain. Pinky and the brain
Rich but I still switch it on em
g-g-g-g-g-g-g glitchin on em
swaggin like a clown i'll get you bobbin while I'm spongin
while i'm sponging down
your bikini bottoms
you'll be braggin to the town
i make em fall like autumn
yo I got em I got em
That's what she wanna hear
turn up your volume and listen louder if it's unclear
I got em I got em
That's one thing that i'm sayin
got a Jump rope necklace got a hula hoop chain


jumprope necklace

got a hula-hoop chain

got a hundred hoes textin

want my tool in they brain

I got a.... Ughhhh. Uh. I'm swagged out
My style will leave ya lost, better take your map out.
I see you're wearing tapout, ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Your Girlfriend's on my lap now. ha ha.
Well I got a
jump roap, necklace, double dutch. Got a double cup. Of some
Purple stuff, I'm wreckless, got stacks on stacks on stacks on stacks on stacks on stacks. .Tetris.
Pop rocks and gummy bears, I think I need a dentist.
I wonder where jeff dent is?
I swag praying mantis, .
Drop it in some water,
I swag atlantis.
I'm sooper swagging. With beats sooper lagging, take a picture girls facebook and tag me.
I'm swagging shaggy
Like Zoinks, I'm the shit
On point, with my shit
Insert coin, play my shit
Win and get a prize
but to win, you must spit
better bars than this kid
you can't do it.
Track Name: RAZZLE DAZZLE
RAZZLE DAZZLE
Shoot em up
I say Girl wasssup
I'm like Get it Get it Get it Get it
Get her on the dance floor and dance her up
And she's "UH" and I'm "YEAH"
Like we're mashing up
I got that razzle dazzle swagger
Mad Hatter Pulling tricks
Selling bricks? No I dont
In the trap? No I'm not
Lookin' swag? Yes I am
Swag popping off the top with girls
Thirsty for some water so I Drop her (drop her)
(Dr)Operator can you point me to the nearest club
Point me to the pretty girl
Point me to the alcohol
Dudes looking at my girl, Point em to the hospital
I am unstoppable swagging in triplets
sicker than syphilis call me kid Icarus
Girls are in love with this swag and I'm
Dad and I'm cat and I'm
GOing to Razzle Dazzle you

RAZZLE DAZZLE
Swagging in triplets
RAZZLE DAZZLE
I'm so swag
RAZZLE DAZZLE
Now watch me go
RAZZLE DAZZLE

I'm sooper swagged up
I'm sooper popular
I'm sooper underground
Bitch call me Dig Dug
Black Eyed Peas Suck
J.D. Can Switch it
Switchin the signature 7/4 7/4
and I will switch again
Waltz swagging, Hey ladies, What's Crackin?
I'm JD Swag Captain all other's stop rapping
You think you're better?

HA HA HA HA I'm laughing

Visors, Skinny Pants, Fanny Pack, Swag Fashion
Crane Stance, I'm dancing
Water Drop, Robo Cop, Karate Chop, Razzle Dazzle

RAZZLE DAZZLE
Swagging in triplets
RAZZLE DAZZLE
I'm so swag
RAZZLE DAZZLE
Now watch me go
RAZZLE DAZZLE

I got the club charged up like Samus
Between girls I'm sandwiched
I tell jokes, they're laughing, I'm swagging
They're swagging
I scream Go Go Gadget
Swag. These fags are mad that JD's got ladies
They all alone they swagless
They so so at rapping
I'm so pro at rapping
I'll leave 'em asking like

JD WHAT HAPPENED??

All aboard the swag train
Mr swag captain
We'll ride this swag train
Until this Track ends

RAZZLE DAZZLE
Swagging in triplets
RAZZLE DAZZLE
I'm so swag
RAZZLE DAZZLE
Now watch me go
RAZZLE DAZZLE
Track Name: DROP IT IN SOME WATER
Alrighty!

DROP IT IN SOME WATER

got that grab bag swag first name miscellaneous
haters on my back straight lames they B hating us
start with a splish and end up on da splash
drop it in some water straight thug bubble bath
sloppy Drunk girls hold up
I be sipping on soda
make a ho float
like a boat on the water B
young like a prodigy and
nothing bothers me
squirt gun summer fun
wet like an otter
Home run swag
while you laying in the gutter
straight from the udder
smooth like butter
you on some margarine
fuck yo shit

DROP IT IN SOME WATER

Water you doing? I'm dropping it in water
Cool it down SLow it down swag it up
Here we go
H2O is what i'm spitting STOP. HEY. LISTEN!
I'm sitting in the kitchen and I'm cookin and I'm
looking like a Greek God I speak hot
Invincible no weak spots
I swag this I swag that
I swag cat you swag not
A rapper I am not. I swag. YES.
I'm based. YES.
I think I'm sleeping with JD Speaking
Stop. You Hush up. My flows got you *****
Like the pills that are crushed up and
Dropped in your water.
Drink it, Swallow. You wanna see what swag is?
Then listen and follow
YEAH. And i'm coming for my haters and I'm gonna take you flamers and I'll Drop it in some water



My swag fills the room
your swags turned off
You stuck in a tomb
i'm straight Laura Croft
leaving niggas niggas coughing
squinty eyed Spock
and I do this shit often
so go and buy a coffin
hard boiled egg i'mma
DROP IT IN the water
Her daddy shot me in da leg i'mma
DROP It in some Water
she said dont make me beg i'mma
Drop it in the Water
and then I do that shit again
DROP IT IN SOME WATER

Walk in the club see a cute girl. JACKPOT.
ASIAN GIRL. ASIAN GIRL. ASIAN GIRL. JACKPOT.
I approach her and I Mac Like laptop
she's sweat she's wet
Like I dropped her in some water
Whoa JD I think you got her
and she flaps on my lap like fish outta water
Call me prince charming
Let me taker her to my castle
and she knows i'm getting big like foam dinosaur capsules
I'm a tiger shark and you're swimming in my water
I am Swagzilla and I'm rising from the water
The call me Sgt Slaughter
Kill these haters leave there daughters in foster care
I'm Coming deaf like the hearing impaired
I'm here in the water scuba diver
Fanny pack Swag hat Skinny pants Visor
You say you're the best but I call you a liar
Pants on fire, gonna Drop It in some Water

DROP IT IN SOME WATER