**~ SSP 40oz BOTTLE KOOZIE ~** (LIMITED EDITION of 40)

from The Sooper Swag Project

∆∆∆ The Sooper Swag/Cool/Strong Project™ 40oz "KooL KooZ"® ∆∆∆

• FITS A STANDARD US 40oz (1.183L) BOTTLE

• LIMITED ONLINE EDITION of 40...SHOW YOUR FRIENDS YOUR EXCLUSIVE NUMBER AND MAKE THEM FEEL STUPID AND LEFT OUT

• 100% PURE BIODEGRADABLE COTTON-INFUSED PLATINUM CARBON BIOTHREAD by NIKE & SUPREME (sewn by tony hawk)

• COMES IN FOUR (4) DELICIOUSLY COLLECTIBLE "Jazzz Fusion™" COLOUR-FLAVOURED D.I.Y. OPTICAL FAIR-TRADE DYES:

••• baller ass BLACK (SOLD OUT!!!)
••• true smoker only GREEN
••• pretty boy PINK
••• what it do BLUE

(INTERNATIONAL FANS: IT'S MAD PRICEY BUT YOU CAN STILL FIND U.S. 40s ONLINE. IS IT WORTH IT? THAT'S UP TO YOU, I GUESS. YOU CAN BUY ONE AND JUST KEEP THIS AROUND IT LIKE A JACKET.)

"That's stupid," YOU SAY?
"Who would buy that," YOU SAY??
"It's seriously only for 40s? You are incredibly dumb," YOU SAY?!?

THEN GO FUCK YOURSELF. THIS PRODUCT IS FOR TRUE KINGS ONLY. BUY NOW.

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