GARGANTUBROAD
from THE SOOPER SWAG PROJECT by The Sooper Swag Project
lyrics
Gargantubroad
needs to stop eating
somebody bring this girl a salad
she got a she got a body made of jello and
a mouth full of yellow like a corn on the cob
Her bodies big and its wigglin, jigglin non stop
SHE LICKS HER LIPS AND OUT OF IT SHE ADMITS
I'm gon' bite your head off
clear off not partially
AREN'T YOU BEING HARSH?
I'm asking as she's baskin' me in a vat of Tabasco sauce and parsley
SHES STARING AT ME GLARING AT ME
Steak sauce medium raring at me.
Shit.
She hungry in da face and i'mma be her toothpick
GARGANTUABROAD
I went to eat at the mcdonalds with my friend kevin
I took a seat and asked him to order me a number 7
as I sat down and glanced around the whole surrounding area
stopped in horror as she found me. Scarier
than anything that I'd seen
body paralyzed wanted to scream as shes slamming down friez
I pinch my thigh and yelled outloud I HOPE THIS IS A DREAM
or is there seriously a 2 ton, humongatronic woman bearing her belly
drinking grape jelly, chewin on deli meat while she's staring at me
Her blubber caught me in a trance
And she said
"Scream and yell as loudly as you'd like"
She poured some A-1 down my pants
There's no chance
Of me getting away
Then she started to say
I'M GONNA BITE YOUR BALLS OFF
GARGANTUBROAD
needs to stop eating
somebody bring this girl a salad
she got a she got a body made of jello and
a mouth full of yellow like a corn on the cob
Her bodies big and its wigglin, jigglin non stop
SHE LICKS HER LIPS AND OUT OF IT SHE ADMITS
I'm gon' bite your head off
clear off not partially
AREN'T YOU BEING HARSH?
I'm asking as she's baskin' me in a vat of Tabasco sauce and parsley
SHES STARING AT ME GLARING AT ME
Steak sauce medium raring at me.
Shit.
She hungry in da face and i'mma be her toothpick
GARGANTUABROAD
I went to eat at the mcdonalds with my friend kevin
I took a seat and asked him to order me a number 7
as I sat down and glanced around the whole surrounding area
stopped in horror as she found me. Scarier
than anything that I'd seen
body paralyzed wanted to scream as shes slamming down friez
I pinch my thigh and yelled outloud I HOPE THIS IS A DREAM
or is there seriously a 2 ton, humongatronic woman bearing her belly
drinking grape jelly, chewin on deli meat while she's staring at me
Her blubber caught me in a trance
And she said
"Scream and yell as loudly as you'd like"
She poured some A-1 down my pants
There's no chance
Of me getting away
Then she started to say
I'M GONNA BITE YOUR BALLS OFF
GARGANTUBROAD
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from THE SOOPER SWAG PROJECT,
released January 1, 2012
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