RAZZLE DAZZLE
Shoot em up
I say Girl wasssup
I'm like Get it Get it Get it Get it
Get her on the dance floor and dance her up
And she's "UH" and I'm "YEAH"
Like we're mashing up
I got that razzle dazzle swagger
Mad Hatter Pulling tricks
Selling bricks? No I dont
In the trap? No I'm not
Lookin' swag? Yes I am
Swag popping off the top with girls
Thirsty for some water so I Drop her (drop her)
(Dr)Operator can you point me to the nearest club
Point me to the pretty girl
Point me to the alcohol
Dudes looking at my girl, Point em to the hospital
I am unstoppable swagging in triplets
sicker than syphilis call me kid Icarus
Girls are in love with this swag and I'm
Dad and I'm cat and I'm
GOing to Razzle Dazzle you

RAZZLE DAZZLE
Swagging in triplets
RAZZLE DAZZLE
I'm so swag
RAZZLE DAZZLE
Now watch me go
RAZZLE DAZZLE

I'm sooper swagged up
I'm sooper popular
I'm sooper underground
Bitch call me Dig Dug
Black Eyed Peas Suck
J.D. Can Switch it
Switchin the signature 7/4 7/4
and I will switch again
Waltz swagging, Hey ladies, What's Crackin?
I'm JD Swag Captain all other's stop rapping
You think you're better?

HA HA HA HA I'm laughing

Visors, Skinny Pants, Fanny Pack, Swag Fashion
Crane Stance, I'm dancing
Water Drop, Robo Cop, Karate Chop, Razzle Dazzle

RAZZLE DAZZLE
Swagging in triplets
RAZZLE DAZZLE
I'm so swag
RAZZLE DAZZLE
Now watch me go
RAZZLE DAZZLE

I got the club charged up like Samus
Between girls I'm sandwiched
I tell jokes, they're laughing, I'm swagging
They're swagging
I scream Go Go Gadget
Swag. These fags are mad that JD's got ladies
They all alone they swagless
They so so at rapping
I'm so pro at rapping
I'll leave 'em asking like

JD WHAT HAPPENED??

All aboard the swag train
Mr swag captain
We'll ride this swag train
Until this Track ends

RAZZLE DAZZLE
Swagging in triplets
RAZZLE DAZZLE
I'm so swag
RAZZLE DAZZLE
Now watch me go
RAZZLE DAZZLE